Wednesday, March 22, 2006

3 razones "Heavys" para ser fan de Jack Black...

No es solo porque sea amigo de los Foo Fighters, no es solo porque enseñe en la Escuela del Rock, no es solo porque sea parte de Tenacious D, no es solo porque haya capturado a King Kong, no solo es porque vaya a ser Nacho Libre, no es porque su apellido suene "heavy", es mucho más...

Es porque se viste de mujer con Dave Grohl.



Es porque canta "Fuck her gently".



This is a song for the ladies,But fellas listen closely,You don't always have to fuck her hard,In fact sometimes that's not right to do,Sometimes you've got to make some love,And fuckin give her some smoochies too,Sometimes ya got to squeeze,Sometimes you've got to say please,Sometime you've got to say hey,I'm gonna Fuck you softly,I'm gonna screw you gently,I'm gonna hump you sweetly,I'm gonna ball you discreetly,And then you say hey I bought you flowers,And then you say wait a minute sally,I think I got somethin in my teeth,Could you get it out for me,That's fuckin teamwork,Whats your favorite posish?,That's cool with meIts not my favorite,But I'll do it for you,Whats your favorite dish?,Im not gonna cook it,But ill order it from Zanzibar,And then I'm gonna love you completely,And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly,And then I'll fucking bone you completely,But then I'm gonna fuck you hard... Hard.

Es porque nunca se ha oido tan coherente la letra de "Back in Black" cantada por otra persona... claro, a excepción de AC/DC



Back in BlackI hit the sackI been too longI'm glad to be backYes, I'm dead loosefrom the noose that's kept me hanging around.I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high,forget the hearse cause I never die.I got nine lives, cat's eyes,each and evry one of them is wondrin why,cause I'm back!Yes, I'm back!Mama, I'm Back!Yes, I'm back!Well, I'm back, back.Well, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in black! Ow!
Back in the thing,I drive a Cadillac,mama, one with a bullit,I'm a power pack.Yes, I'm in a band,with a gang,they've got to catch me if they want me to hang,cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin the fox,nobody's gonna get me on another rap.So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread,don't try to push your luck, just get out of my waycause I'm back!Yes, I'm back!Well, I'm back!Yes, I'm back!Well, I'm back, back.Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.
Well, I'm back!Yes, I'm back!Well, I'm back!Yes, I'm back!Well, I'm back, back.Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.
Well, I'm back, back,Back, back, back, back,Back in black, yes, I'm back in black

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